- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

A person from Singapore eats

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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