CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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