What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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soccer

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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