How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why did the

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Koalas mum is a slut

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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