Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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THE GAME.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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