How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Skrillex.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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stuarts mum

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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I like your hair

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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People...

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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