- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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