Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why was the gay guy sad?

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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