there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Morning wood.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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