- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

the bible

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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