Elizabeth Warren

Hey, Max!!

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

I grunt when I poop.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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