Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Anti Joke

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