q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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the bible

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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