What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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sfdg

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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