Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Knock Knock Come in.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

falling didnt make the difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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