- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Want to hear a joke? No.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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