Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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