a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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who is awesome? no one...

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Mormons having fun.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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