Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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