Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A kid has no friends.

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Knock knock come in.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Jellybeans

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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