My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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A sober Irish individual.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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