How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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