whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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