Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

The Moon Landing.

pull my finger (farts)

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

YOU

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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