What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Guess what? The Game.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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