What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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boobs.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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