Want to hear a joke? No.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Women's rights

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Ben Corbishley

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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