Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

lybia

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

obama

Facebook How i met my mother

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

i like it in the mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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