- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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