- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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