Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Hail Heetluh

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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boobs.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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He walked in a bar

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Anti Joke

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