roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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