- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Winter

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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