I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

who is awesome? no one...

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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