- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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