Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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tims sty:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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hello

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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