- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A fish swims up your penis...

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Its true, he didnt write that!!

gay people

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

refridgrator

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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