Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Hail Heetluh

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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