- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

a man walked into a bar....

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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