- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

... i forgot the joke :p

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Obama

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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