a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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