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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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