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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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