- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A train poops its pants.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's two plus two? Window

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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