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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

what happens every day? People die

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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