What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Whats red and dirty? Her period

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

An Asian man fails a math test

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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