What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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GIVE

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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