Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Fine, the facts add up, excuse me if disinfecting what is left of my eyeball hurts like a bitch and reminds me of the fun I had losing about half of it and my eyelid left/right eyelid (I cannot tell left from right, I was born that way, on the bright side I can use both hands for everything). You know, I am sorry for taking such drastic measures, you know I could have spent the entire day with my wife and both my eyes, we where going on a trip around the world and stuff. Instead she is in police custody and I am stuck looking like a fucking pirate and my friend here does not quite get that its not the aching burning pain of living hell that gets to me, but rather the sensation of feeling pain at the core of my fucking eye whose sensation is so fucking overwhelming that I get just a little bit ticked off. Fucking hell am I glad we do not have a kid. I cannot pick up the phone, you see, its not my number, I paid off a couple of friends (do not really know them) To change their names to Nero. Now, if this is true and you have no idea who assaulted me, then you should have no problem knowing that I wont reveal where you live because we live pretty close to one another, you are not the only one that has proxies. If you do not mind you will have to chat with me here for a while, my eye hurts like a bitch and the fucked up sensation gives me just a tiny bit of anxiety, I will answer the phone, when my fucking hands stop trembling, I already dropped the fucking cell twice. Now it is busted and my friend is trying to put the chip into the other one yadayada, given the conditions I will call you,

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Anti Joke

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