your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Waffles ate my grandma

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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