A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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This joke is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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