- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock knock What?

Life

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A man goes to the potty.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A baby seal walks into a club.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

call me maybe.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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