A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Poop swing

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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