When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Where are you going Your house

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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