Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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men

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Anti Joke

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