- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

An irish man walks out of a bar

whats white and sticky glue

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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