Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

NEVER

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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