- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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