why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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im not food

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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2 Penises

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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