What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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