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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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