Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A man makes a sandwich.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

sorry got to poo

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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