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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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