- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's blue? The sky.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

hey hey apple

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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