- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Darude- Sandstorm

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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