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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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