- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What's two plus two? Window

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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