A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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