What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's 9 + 10 19

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Female rights.

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