- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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