Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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