- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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