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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Christianity

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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