roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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