- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

An Aisian failed a test

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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