- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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