What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Anthony sucks

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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