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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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