- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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