- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

My penis is big... not.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

just in time?

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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