Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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